12 Days of Sexmas

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

12 Flavoured condoms
11 Erotic dances
10 Massage oils
9 Body drizzles Continue reading “12 Days of Sexmas”


At Christmas, Let Me Unwrap You

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all have a great few days and you get everything you asked Santa for. A short poem here, a light-hearted limerick with a little humour for today. Continue reading “At Christmas, Let Me Unwrap You”